Best of the Blogs

Human Resources Profanity Conversion Guide (seen above) - Bam, hanging this up in my cube. As I become more and more disenchanted with my sweet middle management title I find myself inappropriately cursing more often.  It used to be just quick little mutters under my breath, but now I've caught myself a few times just cursing in general conversation with the guy a couple cubes down, out loud for everyone to hear (though no one seems to give a shit).


Top 3 Air Related Pranks -Hysterical, Airport pranks are hard to pull off these days with every citizen and minimum wage security guard on the hunt for Bin Laden, like he's just going to be strolling through the US Airways terminal or browsing men's magazines at Hudson News.  So the fact that these pranks were even pulled off is pretty damn impressive.


Carnivorous Domestic Furniture - Dear lord, I've seen it all. There is now furniture that feeds on fly's, other insects, and even mice.  Seems like it would have been easier for the slobs to pick up and clean up after themselves than to invent a flesh hungry coffee table that could one day destroy humanity.