Bad Vacation or Bad Tattoo?- So, was "never again" added to the tattoo, or was the vacation far worse than I care to imagine?
Parkinson's Disease Drug May Cause Gay Sex Addiction -Somehow I doubt that's going to be in the commercial disclaimer. Can't imagine even the most desparate of actors would want to be in that commercial. I'd do 10 Hemroid Prescription ads before I do one involving a Gay Sex Addition side effect. Maybe that's just me though.
Dad Tells Cop 14 Year Old Stole Weed From Son, They All Get Arrested - Gotta blame the 16 year old here, how do you get beat by a kid 2 years younger than you? Kid is barely out of middle school and he's running circles around these Father-Son drug traffickers? The Cartel's are probably already scouting him, Mel Kiper's got him going in the mid-early first round of the draft once he turns 18. Bright future indeed.
Yellow Pages Phone Book May Finally Come To An End - Why don't they just start selling the book instead? There are plenty of grandparents and technologically un-savvy people who need this, just not the majority of us. Toughest choice I make each year is whether or not to store another one of these in the cabinet over the fridge or just toss it in the recycling bin... and I don't think that cabinet can support much more weight. Oh, and before anyone complains about me suggesting the phone book take advantage of senior citizens on a fixed income, do you honestly believe the government wouldn't volunteer to pay for these for people over the age of 65?
