Friday, February 25, 2011

Amber Portwood (gross chick from teen mom) Releases Nude Photos


Fox News - Controversial ‘Teen Mom’ star Amber Portwood recently posed for a series of nude photos, Radaronline.com reports.  The celebrity news site has several of the NSFW photos posted showing Portwood, now 20, in various states of undress, with the large tattoo of her daughter across her torso clearly visible. "Amber fancies herself an old-fashioned pin-up girl," a source told RadarOnline.com. "She posed the way she thought a pin-up would." “Teen Mom” is a spin-off of “16 and Pregnant.” Both are MTV reality shows that follow the trials and tribulations of very young mothers.


Well that's just disgusting. Old fashioned pin-up girl? Umm nope, just a bit of a porker with an off-putting face.

I'm so sick of these teen mom or 16 and Pregnant shows. I've tried hard to bite my tongue, but that's it, I can't take it anymore.  "The trials and tribulations of very young mothers." What a load of shit, seriously MTV you can spin better than that.  These girls make more in one year than I'll most likely make at any point in my career.  And for what? Being the potent combo of being equal parts skank, dumbass, and white trash in high school?  Shit is ridiculous.  Apparently if you're from some hick town and too stupid to understand how birth control works all you gotta do is pop a squat and shoot a baby out of your uterus and surprise,  you're a star.  Fucking ridiculous.

Same goes for all these moms who are famous and semi-rich for giving birth.  Octo-Mom, Kate Gosselin, and every tard who's ever graced the afforementioned MTV shows. You're not creative, you have no talent, and you haven't contributed anything to this world except what are sure to be the complete opposite of well-adjusted kids. 98% of the time these woman would be living out of a trailer and mixing lemonade at the local diner for truck drivers,  but some how they've managed to convince people that giving birth, something woman have been doing for 1000's of years since back when we lived in caves and delivered babies by stick, is a talent worthy of entertaining viewers. Just a sad commentary on America...We're getting closer and closer to the day that CW just packs up and moves to Australia.