AOL News - You know you're dealing with a special household when a domestic argument turns into a case of gang assault. But witnesses in Pakistan say that's what happened to polygamist Mian Ishaq, who was beaten up by his first and second wives for allegedly conducting a secret wedding with a fourth wife -- and planning a fifth marriage. Ishaq was reportedly attending a friend's wedding reception with his third wife when his first two spouses, identified as Mehvish and Uzma, arrived with a score to settle, according to The Telegraph. The wives showed up with relatives and reportedly began overturning tables and threatening Ishaq's life, then attacked their husband with their shoes until police hauled them away."We know that he is trying to marry a fifth time, and he should be publicly humiliated for his behavior," she reportedly stated. But Ishaq says the number of his wives has been greatly exaggerated -- adding that his first two wives have filed for divorce and are trying to force him to sell his home. He called their accusations "a blatant lie."
Look ladies, you knew the drill when you married this guy. Let's not pretend this is something its not. Guys a polygamist. That's a fancy religious way for saying that he's going to trade up and leave you on the back burner when you get old and tired looking. Sorry, facts are facts.
So let's not throw a shit-fit when you find out you're just not doing it for him anymore, that's not an option. You've got two choices here, divorce, or compete with these younger bitches. Given that you live in Pakistan I'm going to assume that divorce would lead to some kind of death penalty by stoning, I'd say that's out. So now its pretty clear what you have to do. Go get yourself a gym membership, whip yourself into better shape than the new wives so you can catch your husbands attention, and wage a mental warfare on the younger gals. Younger girls are crazy, you could easily push them to developing an eating disorder in two weeks time. This isn't difficult, its in the Polygamist bride hand book, act like pros ladies.
By the way, beating him with Shoes? You're in Pakistan! There was probably 3 AK-47's just hanging out under each table, or at the very least a machete or two (I'm not sure how strict Muslims are about using firearms on Holy Days).
