God Damnit, doesn't any one know how to rob a store any more? Do I have to get out there and show people how it's done because this is getting truly pathetic.
Yea, yea, this has already been blogged about. And sure I have plenty of questions about how a 12 foot Birch Tree was the most convenient weapon, but that's not what troubles me most about this robbery attempt. No, that would be the mans choice of foot wear.
Dude, this aint no cat burglary taking place in the night, all sneaky and shit. No need to conceal your foot prints. This is an honest to goodness stick up, a robbery, a straight man to man, middle of the day light robbery. Act accordingly for God sakes. Take those bags off your feet. You didn't think a little traction would help while pivoting on the follow through with your 12-Wood?
Shit, the guy even wore gloves, like Gil Grissom and the CSI Las Vegas team were gonna ship the Kwiki-Mart evidence back to their lab. Baby steps dude, maybe successfully knock over a few stores, steal more than $34 dollars and a tray of pennies and maybe the cops will start paying attention, until then I think you can take it easy on the disguise side of things.
