Fox News - A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River in Australia blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch. The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are "not recognized flotation devices’’. Police and a State Emergency Services crew were called to the rescue when the woman and a man, both 19, struck trouble at Warrandyte North about 4.30 p.m. Tuesday. They were floating down the river on two inflatable dolls and had just passed the Pound Bend Tunnel when the woman lost her toy in turbulent water. She clung to a floating tree, calling for help while the man stayed with her. Fortunately for the pair, a passer-by called triple zero while while a kayaker took life jackets to the pair. Police and the SES crew hauled the water-logged thrillseekers to safety.
Laugh all you want people, fact is if a Biblical style flood swept through the Boston area right now all the sexually enlightened folks who spend there days at adult play shops would be high and dry and the rest of us washed down the river. Seriously, how many people happen to have potential flotation devices hanging around in their house other than sex dolls? These things need to be recognized for what they truly are...Life Savers.
Love how the chic had her own doll, didn't expect that at all. How does that work? She started dating this guy and he happened to have two blow up dolls and that didn't scare her away? She just kinda asked him to share one like a normal girlfriend asks you to share your favorite pair of sweatpants?
