MIAMI—The FBI says a 37-year-old man has been arrested after security found firearm parts in his bag at Miami International Airport. Miami-Dade police say something exploded inside the bag while it was on the tarmac on Tuesday. Detective Edna Hernandez said a preliminary investigation suggested it was an aerosol can. The Transportation Security Administration says security then found firearms parts in the checked baggage that arrived on an American Airlines flight from Boston. No one was injured.
Hey guy after you're finished playing out your Saturday night fantasy you might want to check the dudes luggage. This shit is ridiculous. All this time spent groping peoples grundles, scrotum, between fat rolls, and rectum and they forgot to look in the fucking bag!?
And of course this had to involve Logan airport in Boston. I'm just going to assume from here on out that any time I hear of a security breach involving an airline that it stemmed from Boston. Place is like a god damned amusement park for professional and amateur terrorists alike.
Sure they're all over me about bringing my 16.9 oz (why does Poland Spring keep that extra .9 oz?) water bottle through the gate, God forbid I stay hydrated, but go right ahead foreign looking man with bullets in your bag, have a nice flight. Outrageous.
