Frigen Mega-Millions

No jackpot winners again last night.  There's nothing that depresses me more than when that tiny sliver of hope I have the morning after a gigantic jackpots numbers are drawn and I see that I didn't win again.  Shit is depressing, just knowing that I have to go on with my job and current existence for at least 3 more days.  

So that I'm not giving the wrong impression here, everyone should know that I, like 1000's of other delusional Americans, only play the big jackpots.  We're not degenerates over here blowing our salary and blogging income on scratchers and lotto tix, and we're certainly not hanging out all day at Store 24 with the rest of the creatures playing Keno all day.  I've never understood those people, whats the best case scenario? You miraculously win like $100-$250 bucks after playing 9-5 all week?  Just go get a job.

And what would I do after winning?  Other than claim the title of worlds richest blogger (unofficial) and living the life of luxury? Probably nothing. I'd still gripe and rant, its what I do best.  If I got bored with that I might take up small jobs around town a la Forrest Gump.  Pitch in mowing the lawn, maybe learn to plow.  I've always wanted to take a crack at driving a subway car too so I think that would be a neat hobby, and I'd definitely buy a Zamboni company and immediately promote myself to head Zamboni driver.  Basically I'd take up all the jobs I thought would be neat when I was 6 years old but disregarded when I got older and realized those jobs wouldn't be able to pay for big screen TV's, cellphones, and various other electronics.