Is this guy serious? Does he really think I'm buying his jewlery shit if the 2nd coming is right around the corner? I'll just wait til the riot starts and loot the place, right now I need to stock up on non-perishables and shotguns.
Look, I'm sure the second coming is supposed to be some joyous celebration, but that's just not realistic. Have you seen how humans behave these days? If Jesus is coming back and expecting parades and shit he better bring an entourage of body guards and a bullet proof car, shit is out of control on earth right now. People have straight up forgotten how to celebrate and have a good time, we all just move straight to rioting as a reflex reaction to any kind of news now.
I think I speak for the few of us sane humans left when I beg that the come back be put off just a while longer. We're just not as a place where we can handle it right now.
PS: If the you knew the Apocalypse was coming would you run out and open as many credit cards as possible? Its the first thing I'd do. I'd live large for however long earth had left.
