Say what you want about Ben Roethlisberger, he rapes chicks, drives drunk, rides motorcycles and crashes them even though its prohibited in his contract, oh and rapes more chicks, but the guy is one tough bastard. That nose is more crooked than the FIFA committee responsible for location bids (OH, hello joke that's about 5 days too late!) and he still finished the game. And that's what makes me nervous.
Ladies of the Pittsburgh area, we here at The Alt-Tab are urging you to be on your guard for the next couple of months. If Big Ben had to resort to assaulting chicks before, its only going to be worse now that his nose looks like a silly straw. Please try as hard as possible to avoid pubs, dive bars, and seedy lounges (presumably Big Ben's type of establishments) at least until the off season when he has a chance to get this fixed.
