I promised a busy day at the Tabs and I delivered. Happy Holidays Everyone, be sure to check back Monday for a whole new week of Shenanagins.
Tacky Holiday Christmas Lights - Some bloggers this week took to criticizing overly tacky and excessive Christmas light displays. We hear at the Alt-Tab couldn't disagree more. Christmas is a time for Americans to be at our most obnoxious best. Other cultures celebrate Christmas as a deeply religious time of year. We treat it as commercialism at its worst best. Soft, classy looking white lights of the aristocratic class are ruining this countries spirit. We need more families like the one above if we're ever going to regain our swagger on the global stage. Pretty soon we're going to end up being as soft as these next two countries:
North Korea V. South Korea Bitching Fest Continues - North and South Korea beat the drums of war Thursday, with each threatening the other with immediate retaliation if attacked.
Allright this is gone on far long enough. For weeks these two countries have been taunting eachother like two losers in their mothers basements over an internet message board. Its time to get down to it. The world needs to set global sanctions if no action is taken by the new year. You have 1 week. Either go to war or drop it.
Fantastic Four About to Become Terrific Trio -The Fantastic Four -- superheroes whose creation nearly 50 years ago helped usher in the Silver Age of comics for Marvel -- is about to become a trio. Marvel Comics said Wednesday that a member of the foursome -- Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch and the Thing -- will die in issue No. 587 next month, a change that the company said will ripple across the Marvel Universe like never before.
Marvel can spare me the drama of killing off one of their characters. Just come out and call it what it is, a budget cut. Even superheroes aren't immune to this economy.
Toy Firm Specializes in Toys that Don't Require Batteries - Schylling Associates Inc. of Rowley is the biggest toy company in Massachusetts. The firm specializes in the kinds of toys that parents and grandparents remember from their own childhoods, which didn't require batteries or come with online instruction manuals.
Marvel can spare me the drama of killing off one of their characters. Just come out and call it what it is, a budget cut. Even superheroes aren't immune to this economy.
Toy Firm Specializes in Toys that Don't Require Batteries - Schylling Associates Inc. of Rowley is the biggest toy company in Massachusetts. The firm specializes in the kinds of toys that parents and grandparents remember from their own childhoods, which didn't require batteries or come with online instruction manuals.
I hope they also specialize in profits that don't involve customers (HAYYYOO).
Is Steven Tyler Actually Alive? - AHH, oh sorry Steven, I thought you were the Ghost of Christmas Past...I mean you look great...
Girl Pulls Knife At Mall Over Parking Lot - A Dennisport woman was arrested yesterday after allegedly pulling out a knife and threatening another woman during a confrontation over a parking spot in the Cape Cod Mall parking lot.
No one has the balls to pull a knife for a spot they were trying to steal so I'll just assume they arrested the wrong person on this one, because make no mistake, if someone would have tried to steal my spot yesterday I would have defended it with my 9 Iron. Parking spot thievery is the number one crime of the holiday season and the number one precursor to violent altercations, the public needs to be made aware (no research was conducted before typing those "facts")
