Don't worry too much about your voice, you're not going to have the looks to become a famous singer anyway. The best part for me was when you covered the camera up so we didn't have to see your jowels struggle to hit the notes.
Best you can hope for is the National Anthem at a high school homecoming game, and even that would be partially due to pity because I'm assuming you take the special bus for that mean case of tourettes you're developing. You'll will presumably have a long career on the church choir though, so you've got that to look forward to.
