I’d like to take a few minutes this morning to talk to you about what is the number one threat to our nation right now. Sinkholes. Coast to coast, from California to Florida these subterranean scoundrels are wreaking havoc, taking lives, maiming our livestock (we’ll try and figure out what a Camel was doing wandering around suburban Oregon some other time, but I’m pretty sure its related to the polar bear from Lost), and raising insurance rates. Rest assured, the good people of the internet are already actively working on possible defense systems.
