CNN - Knoxville, Tennessee (CNN) -- Twelve students at the University of Tennessee have been cited for underage drinking, one for disorderly conduct, and a chapter of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity suspended after a weekend incident involving alcohol enemas in which one student was hospitalized..."Upon extensive questioning, it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the bloodstream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver."
This is honestly what I've never understood about Frats...How bad at making friends do you have to be to need to join one of these things? Like honestly? Are you that much of a loser that the only chance in the next 4+ years of you finding a few friends to share an off-campus apartment with involves taking a bottle of Rubinoff Vodka up your ass through a rubber hose? Really? And I do realize that not all Frat's are this way, but the stereotype does exist for a reason...Chances are the frat is a bunch of upperclassmen who were losers four years ago and couldn't make friends on their own, now they're in charge of the frat, have the power, have a few friends and are picking on the younger losers just the same as they were a few years back. It makes no sense.
You know how you make friends in college? Hang out with your roommate and people in your hallway, get a feel for who you get along with and share interests with, get drunk and do something funny yet stupid that you can all talk about the next day in the cafe, and then do the same thing the next weekend. Boom. Problem solved. And you didn't even have to insert anything in your anus. Win-Win.
