Wednesday, June 13, 2012

These Family Bumper Sticker Things Drive Me Nuts


I know it shouldn't bother me, I know it flat out makes me a Grinch that it does bother me, but I don't care. 

Hey Lady, we know. You're driving a goddamn Ford Windstar. By default we know that you either have the model nuclear family, or you're an illegal immigrant cruising around in a beat up '96 Toyota Sienna...Soon as I pull up on the side of you and confirm whether you have outrageous chrome rims or not I'll know which one you are, I don't need the silhouette advertisement of what you and your family have going on for activities this weekend.

Only thing worse than these stickers are the retard college kids who throw the Grateful Dead dancing bear stickers on the back of their car because they smoked pot once and listened to Truckin' or Sugar Magnolia and think they're a hippy now. Those people are the worst.