San Diego 7th Graders Suspended for Gayest Gay Test of All Time

HuffPo - Nine seventh grade students at a San Diego-based middle school were suspended last month after watching pornographic videos as part of a so-called "gay test," according to reports...According to U-T San Diego News, students in all-boys English class at Bell Middle School in Paradise Hills allegedly wore gym shorts as they watched videos on their cell phones. Whoever became sexually aroused while watching the videos was labeled gay, and several adolescents masturbated openly during the class.

Jesus H, kids aren't fucking around these days huh? Just whipping out their porn loaded cell phones and jacking it where they please? Damn. The gay test when I was a middle schooler was being able to name enough hot chics when you were shooting the shit with your friends. Cindy Crawford, Tyra Banks before she became all self-righteous, Kelly Kapowski, all the camp counselors from Hey Dude, etc...Basically the first one to run out of hot chics to talk about was gay for the day.

And I'm not even sure I understand what the hell these kids were trying to accomplish here. So you and a bunch of your bro's watch a porn on little Timmy's iphone, and if you're aroused, you've got the ghey? Is that right? Is it gay porn they're watching? What about the kids who whipped out more than their cell phones and started punching their dicks? Are they gay or is that cool? I really think we're either missing details to this little test or these kids got the rules all wrong.  Poor Jizz up there from Outside Providence (criminally underrated movie, FYI) was way ahead of his time apparently.