I'm 90% Positive My New Neighbor is the Real Buffalo Bill

I can't be sure if he's got some kinda in-ground/in-house well where he's keeping plus sized women's skin soft and healthy or anything, I can't know that. But I do know that whenever I hear him belt out an afternoon tune, I (rather disturbingly) picture some odd Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs type shit going on. He's just that weird of a dude, doesn't help that my imagination runs wild when I'm woken up to the sound of his laundry machines running at FIVE AM! I just assume anything that needs washing at that hour of the morning was involved in some kind of heinous crime. 

Not a bad singer though, actually, just creepy as all shit with a ridiculously eclectic taste in music. One day it'll be Gary Jules' Mad World, the next Seal's Kissed by a Rose, today? Dexys Midnight Runners:




That's just a classic jam...Do you Buffalo Bill, Do You.