TMZ - Guy Fieri had a GREAT weekend ... 'cause cops finally recovered the chef's missing yellow Lamborghini ... after it was jacked in a "Mission Impossible" style heist last year. Guy last saw his 2008 Lambo Gallardo -- worth roughly $200k -- in March 2011 ... when some crook went into the British Motor Car Distributors dealership in S.F. ... rappelled down from the roof ... slithered through a window and sped off with the ride. Pretty bad ass, right? But this weekend, the Marin County Sheriff's Dept. made a HUGE break in the case ... when they arrested a 17-year-old boy on a gun charge ... and decided to search a storage unit that belonged to him. When cops opened up the unit ... they found the Lambo. We're told the 17-year-old is a "person of interest" in the theft ... and the case is still under investigation.
Are you fucking kidding me? This guy owns a $200K Lambo? That's depressing. You know what the difference between Guy and me is? A couple of pinky rings, a horrid dye job, about 30-50 pounds, and about 10 levels or so of phony douchiness...that's it.
He doesn't do anything particularly skillful, he goes around and eats at take out joints...I DO THE SAME THING! This guy is more or less on the same diet I am, only he apparently gets paid enough to own one of the most expensive cars in the world. Looks like I can add another item to the "reasons I hate Guy list, est. 2009."
I mean it, he claims he's a chef, maybe he is, but all I ever see him doing is stuffing his gullet and wearing gaudy jewelery and making "I'm really enjoying this burrito"-like grunts on camera...I can do that...I can do that for half of what he's making, call me up folks. I'll even dye my hair like an asshole if that's what it takes.
PS: how about this kid? Plans an Oceans 11-type theft and then just leaves the car in a storage unit? I get that its not the most inconspicuous car around, but couldn't you at least hawk it?
