TMZ - Donald Trump is confident ... attorney Gloria Allred would be blown away by his man junk. The Donald called in to TMZ Live moments ago, claiming, "I think Gloria would be very very impressed with [my penis]." Donald's genitals became a topic of contention earlier today during Gloria's news conference with transgender beauty queen Jenna Talackova -- when Gloria said, Jenna "didn’t ask Mr. Trump to prove he's a naturally born man, or see photos of his birth, or to view his anatomy ... It made no difference to her." But it makes a difference to Donald, who said he'd be willing to show what he's got ... if Gloria's willing to pay the right price. Donald also said he wouldn't apologize for disqualifying Jenna last week from the Miss Universe pageant on the basis of her birth gender -- even though he later reversed his position -- and added, he "couldn't care less" if Jenna even competes.
Oh, man...This is like the heavyweight battle of mouth's.
In one corner you've got Gloria Allred, a woman who'll say anything and promp her clients to do the same, all for a quick press conference and some hefty lawyer fees.
In the other you have Donald Trump, a guy who'll literally say anything. Not for any particular reason, he just either can't help himself or doesn't give a shit.
I think I'm going to side with Donald here, first off, his junk shouldn't be coming into play here, the man's not entering into Mr. Universe pageants, and even though I'm sure he could buy victory, I'm sure he's aware of his limitations. Secondly, I'm firmly in the position that Miss Universe, should probably be an actual "Miss." And Thirdly, no matter how much of an asshole, how smarmy, how just purely unlikeable Donald Trump is, there's a part of me who likes it.
He's a billionaire asshole who's unafraid to hide that fact. I'm under the impression that most billionaires are probably assholes, because I assume that most people deep down are assholes. Most just try to hide it, and in the case of billionaires even pay to hide it, not Donald. The man just doesn't give a shit. He's a prick and he knows there's not all that much that anyone can do about it so why should he care.
