BOSTON – Boston University's independent student newspaper, The Daily Free Press, is apologizing for an April Fools' spoof of rape and drugs. The Boston Globe reported Monday's print-only "Disney Free Press" led with "seven frat dwarves" arrested for drugging and sexually assaulting a female student, "the fairest of them all," and a picture of Snow White's appletini with a date-rape drug. Students blasted the paper on social networks. BU spokesman Tom Testa said the university has no control over the content and looks forward to reading an apology it promised.
Wow, look out for these crazy kids out in BU, huh? What a prank! I mean, this is just the prank to end all pranks, everyone else should just give up, end pranking all together from this day forth, because these guys nailed it. The Seven Frat Dwarves? These guys are brilliant!
In reality the only thing worse than this "prank" is the reaction to it...guys, it's the student fucking newspaper. No one reads that. You know when I used to read the student newspaper in college? When I had that awkward hour and a half between classes and didn't want to walk back to my room. I'd grab the student newspaper, head to the library, set my phone alarm, read the first few paragraphs, and I'd be sleeping like a baby. It was guaranteed to lull me to sleep, like a warm glass of milk or 10 beers.
