Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Apparently I Have a Huge Blind Spot for this Jetstream Thing


Did you guys know about this thing? Apparently it shaves serious time off flights coming back from the west coast? How the hell did I miss this? 

While casually discussing a friends flight plans at a bar on Friday I discovered this HUGE blind spot in my knowledge. I didn't know about the jetstream...I mean I guess subconsiously I did. I know that weather almost always comes from the west, but I never connected the fact that the wind blows west to east with shorter flight times. I was absoltuely dumbfounded, I argued til I was blue in the face that there was now way a flight from Boston to LA was an hour longer than a flight from LA to Boston. Hell, even after reading this wikipedia page, I still didn't quite buy it. I had to go to jetblue.com and actually book a round trip flight to LA to confirm for myself...Guys, turns out its true. That jet stream makes a huge difference.  Up until that very moment I had prided myself on not having a blind spot. I knew at least a trivial amount of  knowledge about everything on earth, or so I thought. Turns out I'd been living a lie.

I never knew it. It's not like I've never flown out west, I've been to Vegas a few times, I've just never noticed or calculated the difference in departure/arrival times (being intoxicated on the return flights may have played into this). 

Plus, I can't  even tell you how many weather or earth sciences classes I took in college, and I aced them all, took the easy way out for my science requirements...Apparently they just failed to cover this phenomenon entirely, in Weather 101 and Weather 102. I have half a mind to write to the Dean and request a refund, frankly.  When you're taking classes like that, at a bare minimum you expect not to look like an idiot at a bar with your friends over some trivial knowledge. Taking two intro to weather courses should all but assure you that you'll sweep any related category on Jeopardy. Well I would have thrown up an 0-fer when it came to the continental jet stream and it does not sit well with me.