Who Sleeps At An Amusement Park?

What a freaking baby. Sack up kid, damn. Maybe you do need your ass pushed around in that kiddie stroller instead of walking around like a typical 8 or 9 year older. You don't come crying for your mom's bosom, the way I see it you have two options here:

1. Shock and disbelief followed by laughing it off...Like, "Hahaha, very funny, good one mom and dad," all the while thinking "I'll remember this when it comes time to put you in a home."

2. Throw a shit-fit temper tantrum - A little kid classic, yes there's crying involved, but its not "mom I have a wet diaper," crying, its "I hate you and you're lucky I'm not calling DSS," crying, coupled with primal groans and gutteral screams, which we all know represent curse words in little kid language.  Hell, drop a fuck bomb if you're really that upset. That'll really get 'em, leave your parents thinking that this one traumatic moment snapped their precious little kid into a hellion, with a future life of hookers and drugs, swearing and crime. They'll pamper your ass the rest of the day.