Fox News - Twins Brynne and Claire Odioso went on the current season of NBC’s popular stunt/dare game show “Fear Factor” and drank a big glass of donkey semen. But it’s not the act itself that the ladies are spewing about. It’s the fact that on Monday night the network pulled the episode – titled “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!” – and replaced it with a rerun after news of the jaw-dropping episode leaked and freaked people out. “We are disappointed because we wanted to share the experience with our friends and family,” Brynne Odioso told Gawker.com, after calling into Tampa-based radio program The Cowhead Show and elaborating that it was the “hardest 15 minutes of (their) life. “If you vomited you would have to start over, I ended up just vomiting in my glass and drank that. The camera men were vomiting,” one of the twins said. “It smells. It’s so bitter, and it has a little hint of hay.” But not only did the Odioso girls gag, it seems they have now been gag-ordered by NBC to keep their lips sealed about the incident. The twins told reporters that the network scolded them for “revealing too much” and reminded them they are bound by confidentiality agreements.
If they're not going to air the episode it kinda makes you wonder if chugging Donkey cum was worth it, no? I mean it's one thing to guzzle a gallon of equine jizz when you have the promise of moderate riches (max prize is only $50k, right? Does that even cover the stomach pumping procedure?), and the fame of debuting on a poorly rated "reality" game show. But when you get nothing out of it? Man, that really kicks rocks.
I'm gonna level with ya, I've almost puked 4 times just looking at that frothy pitcher and the donkey behind it...I'm probably skipping breakfast today as a result. Dead serious, and I never skip breakfast, in fact Friday is egg sandwich day, but I just don't think I can do it. And I read further into the article above, apparently the girls had a choice between donkey urine and donkey baby-batter...How the fuck do you pick the semen there?
Yea, donkey piss wouldn't have been a walk in the park, but at least it would have went down like liquid, drink it, hold back puke for a couple of minutes, and then go throw up like a bulemic girl on Thanksgiving. But the semen? BLEHH. You know why it was the hardest 15 minutes of your life? Because it took 15 minutes for that gooey shit to come out of the pitcher. Like what are you thinking? The consistency alone would have swayed me towards the piss, nevermind the producers telling me what it actually is. I just can't, I'm actually going to go vomit.
