Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Evolution of Cameron Diaz...It's Not Pretty

Fox - When Cameron Diaz stepped out in Paris this week, her fans were left scratching their heads at her new look. It was a big departure from her look back in 2007 (in gold). Was it her sleek bob, combed back off of her face? No. Was it her freshly bronzed tan look? Nope, not that either. It was Cameron’s face that was looking a little … different.

Yikes, not a good look Cameron, I mean look what you're doing to yourself? Went from a certified dime piece (yep, just as I thought,I'm waayyy to white to pull that one off) hott enough to get Justin Timberlake over Britney Spears in her prime, to ARod's creatine partner, to a slightly younger version of Steven Tyler? 

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but this is exactly what you're going to look like in like, 5 years. And of course the next logical step is the Tales from Crypt, Crypt Keeper below (frankly, I'm shocked Steven has been able to hold that inevitable step off for so long). 

Good luck finding a suitable mate now that they know exactly how your aging process is going to go...Can't imagine there's much of market for high maintenance goblins