FLINT, Michigan — A Flint man claims his ex-girlfriend and her two sons peed on his bed and spread feces on the walls of his Clinton Street home April 14. The man said they'd recently broken up and before he had a chance to change his locks the woman and her sons came into his residence and destroyed the home, according to a police report. He said the ex-girlfriend then called his mother and told her she'd done the damage to the home. She then allegedly called the man and told him she was not through yet. The victim told police he has not been home since the incident, because she lives around the corner and he's afraid she'll come over and harm him. He will see personal protection orders against the woman and her sons.
Wow, this broad should literally write a book about how you to win a break up because she may have just revolutionized the game. Just sheer brilliance here.
Some people will tell you it's wrong to bring your kids into the middle of a divorce or separation, but that's only when you're causing pyschological trauma to the child. What's the harm in having a little Poo & Pee Party with your kids? The little runts probably had a ball and bragged to all their kindegarten friends about their new found use for caca.
She would have been in the hall of fame if she just left it at pissing on his bed and drawing wall murals with feces, but what makes her a true revolutionary was the call to the dudes mother. Not only has the guy been broken up with and had his apartment used as a training toilet for two toddlers, now his mom is going to be on his case about being such a frigen loser that he can't even defend his home or keep his children in line.
