Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Shit Girls Say



Of course they could make a "Shit guys Say," and it would probably just include a bunch of grunts, farts, burps, yelling at the tv during sports games, guys holding entire conversations almost directly made up of quotes from popular tv shows and movies, and it would be hilarious...But not one single scene would top this one where the girl is just rifling through her purse.

Ladies...your purses have gotten out of control, have been for a while in fact. Weren't these things invented in the spirit of convenience? Carry a few essentials with you for your day in a bag so that you can wear jeans that make your butts look good? I mean, that was the original deal.  The original deal didn't include taking 5 minutes out of every hour of your day to rifle through that thing like its the junk drawer in my kitchen, breezing past coupons expired from 2 years ago, 4 different chapsticks, a few various trinkets that you bought because they were "so cute," and God knows what else you've got in there, just so you can find your keys or license. The shit has gotten out of control, to the point where I'm shocked that A&E hasn't come up with a new original series, "Purse Hoarders" (TM), and its spinoff, "Purse Animal Hoarders" (I'd TM this too, but I don't think anyone's stealing it anytime soon) for those of you who keep miniature dogs in there too.