(CNN) -- "I want to be frozen on the hope that they'll find whatever I died of and bring me back," Larry King told a shocked group of dinner guests gathered at his Beverly Hills home for a party hosted by him and his wife, Shawn. "CNN Presents: A Larry King Special: Dinner with the Kings" airs at 8 p.m. ET Sunday. No topic was off-limits when Conan O'Brien, Tyra Banks, Shaquille O'Neal, Seth MacFarlane, Jack Dorsey, Quincy Jones and Russell Brand discussed friendship, insecurities, success, worries, life, death and nearly everything in between. MacFarlane asked the CNN host whether he was "maybe a little obsessed with your own mortality, like I am?" "Oh, I fear death," King told the "Family Guy" creator. "My biggest fear is death, because I don't think I'm going anywhere. And since I don't think that, and I don't have a belief ... I'm married to someone who has the belief, so she knows she's going somewhere."
Weirdest fucking dinner party ever. Shaq, Tyra, Conan, Seth MacFarlane, Russell Brand, and Larry King all walk into a bar...make up your own joke from there...I'm genuinely interested in knowing what small talk Tyra Banks and Seth MacFarlane could have possibly shared, outside of comparisons of both of their ginormous foreheads.
But on to the main topic here, Larry King fearing death and wanting to be frozen so he could later be brought back to life...Hey Larry, I think the evidence is pretty clear here, death fears you, not the other way around. In a year where heavy weights like Andy Rooney, Heavy D, and the guy who invented the Family Circus cartoon all died, and your corpse is still ticking, I'd say we have pretty good proof that you're Unbreakable. You're like the real life Montgomery Burns, living of the blood off young children, sleeping during the day to avoid sunlight, shit like that.
Further more, if you took a poll of people under the age of 25, I'm willing to bet most of them would assume you'd already been frozen and thawed out once before. You're that freaking old. It wouldn't be hard to believe that we froze you for a few years back in say, 1995, and just thawed you out like 4 years ago. Hell, I'm talking myself into it right now, and I know it's not true.
