Naive Women Scammed By "For Us Women's Expo" That Doesn't Actually Exist

Not related to the scammers, but hilarious that it exists all the same.

FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - The “For Us Women’s Expo” which was advertised as being held at the a Radisson Hotel in New Hampshire is not, in fact, scheduled to be held at its facility, the Attorney General stated in a press release. Attorney General Michael A. Delaney announced Monday that his office has been contacted by the management of the Radisson Hotel located at 700 Elm Street in Manchester regarding the claims that a Women’s Expo was being held at the hotel on Saturday, Dec. 10 and Sunday, Dec. 11. Attorney General Delaney said that event was advertising booth rentals for $565 and $1,000 and tickets are being sold for between $6.00 and $10.00. The Department of Justice is attempting to identify the individual(s) responsible for the online advertisement to investigate the matter. Anyone with information regarding the "For Us Women's Expo" is encouraged to contact the Department of Justice.

You know why this is hilarious? Because it could only happen to women. I challenge you to find one man who would have paid $10.00 for a ticket to a "Men's Expo." Find me one (and not one that thought it was some kind of gay singles convention, that doesn't count).  You can't do it. Who would ever want to do that shit...You know what a men's convention is? A sports bar during a big football game. So unless that $10.00 is a cover charge that comes with a bartender and some free bar nuts, we're not paying it. We're sure as shit not coming to some convention center with booths, and lanyards, and 50/50 raffles.

But that's the thing about women, they've got such an inferiority complex that any time you tell them something is for their gender only, they're all in on it. It's like they can't help themselves...there's like 4 different kinds of women's only gyms, all somehow financially viable, and I'm pretty sure its because women are signing up for 2 or 3 memberships at a time because its a place "just for them." Just labeling something "Women Only" is a sure fire way to gaurantee business profitability. 

Like I don't even get why these people were scamming the women, that's just greedy. Just throw the actual convention, you'll profit wildly. It's such a good idea that I'm borderline considering calling the Boston Convention Center for availability this weekend. Not sure what kind of booths we'll have but I'm thinking potpourri, some kind of Martha Stewart/Crafting corner, feminine anti-aging products, and a home goods (mops and stuff) section. I'll be rich.