Monday, October 24, 2011

Golden Corral Has a Chocolate Fountain...Has the CDC Been Notified?



I don't know if this is a new thing for Golden Corral or not, but I have to assume it is, because if this thing doesn't spawn the creation of some kinda brand new global killer plague within the next 6 months, I'll be flat out shocked.

Have you seen some of the people who dine at these strictly buffet style restaurants? Not exactly the picture of health. Now it's bad enough we've got them reaching in and grabbing food out of trays that have been just sitting there under heat lamps for hours on end, now we've got them dipping said food into a chocolate fountain, with that chocolate just recycling itself over and over again...The first Leper that visits one of these things is going to kick off a zombie apocalypse all on his own...just flakes of skin spreading through everyones chocolate.

I can't take it anymore, I'm gagging just  sitting here looking at it.