Ocala - Police have arrested a man who they believe has defecated in front of a middle school classroom at least five times since early last month. Also in the interview, Sarsony told detectives details about each incident, including the handwritten notes he left behind, Bowman said. In one episode, the detective noted, a pair of women's thong underwear, a note and feces were left behind.Armed with toilet paper, the man was seen arriving at the classroom at 4:32 a.m. before leaving three minutes later. It appears he was spooked and left. But, he was back in a minute and while there, defecated on the ground. The video shows him leaving at 4:41 a.m.
What's up with this guy? I mean I'm disturbingly curious about what was written on these pamphlets or notes or whatever he was leaving behind (I like to think it was a turd based poem or riddle, like a villain in Batman), but more so than that, why was this guy taking diggers at 4:45 AM?
I've never once woke up at 4 AM and thought, "man I've just gotta squeeze out this heater then I can get back to bed." Piss, sure, piss is understandable. I can practically navigate to the bathroom, open the seat, take a leak and get myself back to bed without even opening my eyes, that's just second nature. But dropping deuces is a whole other thing.
