Daily Mail - In a plastic surgeon’s quest to find the ideal female proportions, he turned to 100 glamour models...It sounds almost like parody – a top consultant plastic surgeon spends three months studying models appearing on Page 3 of a bestselling British red-top newspaper. Later this month he reveals his findings: the mathematical proportions of the perfect breast. Of course, the subjectivity of such a statement can’t be ignored – not to mention the somewhat dubious nature of the source material. But astonishingly, when shown computer mock-ups of the female form based on these equations, most women agree that they are indeed the ideal vital statistics.
Is this not the best evidence yet that men have won the war of the sexes? This Doc, spending his days charting the topographical features of boobs, created a mathematical formula for the perfect tit, and most women readily agree with his research. Just eating it up, swamping him with requests for the perfect pythagorean jug. Game, set, match, men.
If a guy making an honest living examining topless women in a magazine and then selling his fantasy breasts to willing women isn't the greatest victory to date, then I don't know what is. Seriously, wrap your head around that for a second.
