Another Office Bathroom Blog...Obviously My Favorite Topic, and Biggest Pet Peeve

If you know anything about me or the history of this blog, you already know this has been hanging in my office's bathroom since 10 AM this morning...It says everything I've ever wanted to say. 

By the way, scumbag is the only way to properly describe someone that pees on the floor in front of the stall...What the fuck is going on there? At least once a week I walk into a stall to either actually take a shit, or just take a break and catch up on twitter and there's just piss sitting on the floor right in front of the toilet. Ruins my day. Obviously can't use that stall, your pants would just be sitting in piss. 

How does this even happen, are people sitting there taking a shit and peeing hands free? Did the piss just sneak up on them, like their dicks are numb and don't realize when urine is about to spill out? Boggles my mind. All I know is that if I'm ever in a stall and I notice this happening in the stall next to me, I'll wrap up my business as quickly as I can and just wait outside that stall to ridicule that person. What are they going to do, report me? "He vilified me after I pissed on the floor in the bathroom." Yea, I'm sure that'll fly in HR.