Fox News - Frequent flyers with British Airways will soon be able to cash in their air miles for lessons on how to survive plane crashes. The airline is offering members of its Executive Club places in its new four-hour air safety course from next year for roughly the same price return flight from London to Rome -- about $195, The Independent reported Monday. Andy Clubb, who is running the course, said, "It makes passengers safer when traveling by giving additional skills and information, it dispels all those internet theories about the brace position, and it just gives people so much more confidence in flying."
Just another case of rich people being dumb as bricks. I have no idea how they manage to get rich and hold on to their money, it’s astounding.
Plane crash survival classes? That’s almost as crafty an idea as upscale luxury port a pottys. Newsflash, if that plane crashes you’re one dead Wasp. Maybe a prepared dead wasp, but dead all the same.
Like ya, your body will be the one they discover in the proper impact position, probably clutching the seat like a flotation device, oxygen mask on and working (even though it doesn’t inflate oxygen is flowing) while your neighbors just dangles there because you paid attention and administered yours before helping your neighbors like you're instructed…only when it came time to administer your neighbors your plane was already fried to a crisp after smashing into the ground.
But hey, it aint my money. Spend it how you see fit I guess.
Plane crash survival classes? That’s almost as crafty an idea as upscale luxury port a pottys. Newsflash, if that plane crashes you’re one dead Wasp. Maybe a prepared dead wasp, but dead all the same.
Like ya, your body will be the one they discover in the proper impact position, probably clutching the seat like a flotation device, oxygen mask on and working (even though it doesn’t inflate oxygen is flowing) while your neighbors just dangles there because you paid attention and administered yours before helping your neighbors like you're instructed…only when it came time to administer your neighbors your plane was already fried to a crisp after smashing into the ground.
But hey, it aint my money. Spend it how you see fit I guess.
