I'm Not Positive, But I Think New Hampshire Police Arrested a Pirate for Kidnapping Yesterday

NORTHFIELD (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Two Danbury men were arrested after allegedly kidnapping and pistol-whipping a 27-year-old man on Tuesday night. According to the New Hampshire Union Leader, 40-year-old George Newman and 28-year-old Eric Morgan kidnapped Sean Vandell, who they say owed one of them $500. The Union Leader reports that Vandell was kidnapped just before 6:30 p.m. as he was leaving an apartment at 35 Summer St. in Northfield.

Now that is what a kidnapper should look like, in fact I'm pretty sure 6 year old CW used to picture exactly this guy when having nightmares about creep-o's under the bed. 

To his credit, he does a fine job coordinating his outfit. Might be the first time in history that it was appropriate for someone to be wearing a skull and cross bones shirt, pairs with the eye patch beautifully.