No joke, I had a friend in college who grabbed a banana at the res-café and asked me when he got back to the table, how do I peel a banana, and he was looking at it from the bottom. I thought he was fucking moron. Turns out I was right.
Because I hate to break it to this bro, but we evolved from the moneys a long ass time ago. Like what the hell has this guy been doing? You give me a banana I’ve got that thing peeled in 3 seconds, tops. What is this shit about pinching it, digging your fingernail in, whatever the fuck you were doing trying to bite it. Guy, its like a piece of string cheese, just peel the fucking thing down. It’s not rocket science. Am I wrong here?
Am I some sort of genius, going through life all care-free peeling bananas with ease while all you other pre-hominids(look it up) are struggling with the banana. I feel like I'd be much further along in life if that was the case.
