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Tired of being ambushed by the Capital One Barbarians while you sleep? Worry no more with the Self Defense Nightstand! Perfect for fighting off Barbarian Hoards, Vikings, and Ancient Roman Armies...Not suggested for defense against modern day intruders, including but not limited to, thugs, gangsters, gangstas, junkies, crackheads, and psychotics.
