Christ Lady! Imagine if something bad actually happened, can't imagine what this broad's reaction would be...Holy shit. That husband should have taken her advice and ran...away from her. There's a 1000% chance this horse fake pulled this stunt just to get away from this annoying shrew, I can't imagine anything worse than being stuck with this thing latched to your back for an hour, it'd be enough for me to fake feint as well.