I...I don't know what to think here. I mean is Nicki Minaj the black Katy Perry or is this just the evolutionary (or de-evolutionary, is that a thing?) Lil' Kim look? Either way, hollywood musicians have completely lost their collective minds. I mean aside from this, we had Katy Perry wearing a Greenbay Packer Cheesehead for a hat, The Biebs a cross between Elton John and Ellen Degeneres (trying to tell us something Justin?), and Lady Gaga looking like the Eurythmics crossed with the kid from A Bronx Tale. Just absolute bizarro shit. Nothing stylish about it. It honestly looked like a few of them showed up at a local kindegarten class, gave the kids one of those sweet jumbo boxes of 64 Crayola Crayons (you were a boss as a 5 year old if you had the big pack, even if it weighed almost as much as you did) and told them to go nuts.
Whatever happened to looking like a normal human being? Like how is it that Russell Brand was borderline the most normal looking person in the room? It's almost to the point where you'd be counter culture if you dressed in a classical, tasteful outfit. Everyone would be like "oh my, that's so bold, what a risk taker." Even though you'd be wearing the same American Eagle Polo and khakis I'm wearing to work today.