Monday, July 18, 2011

The Worlds First Cannonball Dookie



Gross, absolutely, no argument here, just adding this to the list of reasons I don't swim in lakes (we're up to leeches, duck itch, and human shit, if you're following at home).

But you have to respect the coordination and timing involved here.  I mean sprinting with bowls full of shit is awkward enough, but running, jumping, and tucking your knees to your chest before pushing? That takes some serious coordination, like double jointed shit or something.
And that's without even mentioning the timing. 1 second early and he just shit all over the dock, 1 second later and he's splashing down in his own fecal filth.  But our man here just pulled off sheer perfection, and on the first take no less (which is good because I imagine there's a lot of down time between takes, no chance you can plop out logs like that more than once a day, right?)