Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Woman Tries to Claim Gigantic Wart on Foot is a 3rd Nipple.



Daily Mail - Lily Allen proudly showed hers off on television, Mark Wahlberg's famous for his and just last week, Zac Efron was forced to deny he has two. But a 22-year-old woman has trumped them all - by growing a full-sized extra nipple on the sole of her foot. Although one in 50 women and one in 100 men have extra nipples, according to the California-based Dermatology Journal it's the first time one has ever been discovered so far down somebody's body. The woman told doctors she had had the unusual growth - which is almost two inches wide - all her life, and it had never caused her any pain.

 Oh come on lady, I know a disgusting bunion/wart when I see one and that's exactly what that is.  You know why doctors haven't ever seen a nipple on the bottom of someone's foot before? Because people don't have nipples on the bottoms of their feet! What the hell would it be doing down there? Looks like some doc just outright failed his anatomy class in med-school.

And I get it...this girls probably lost countless boyfriends because of that humongous wart (it looks like it has to be fed 3x a day), but you're not fooling anyone calling it a nipple, and frankly it doesn't help at all, its still disgusting as fuck.  It's not like some guys going to find it, freak out, and then calm down when you just explain that it's your third nipple, that's all. No freaking way. I'd snap a pic with my cellphone, send it to all my friends and then get the hell out of there. You'd never see me again.

Do yourself a gigantic favor, nipple, mole, carnivorous wart, whatever that hell that is, go to a real doctor and get that thing lanced off and move on with your life, never speak of this again.