Friday, July 22, 2011

Man Smuggles Hacksaw Inside Taco To Prisoner, Says He Didn't Notice the Saw


San Antonio - Testimony began Wednesday in the trial of a former Bexar County jailer accused of providing a small hacksaw-stuffed taco to high-risk inmates plotting an elaborate escape attempt, including a man who was awaiting trial for capital murder. Alfred Casas, 31, knew he messed up two years ago when he agreed to meet the girlfriend of double-murder suspect Jacob Keller after work so he could pick up a taco to give Keller, jurors heard the defendant admit in a recorded interview with detectives. “It was one taco and I opened it and there was nothing in it,” Casas said through tears as detectives had him change off-camera into orange inmate scrubs. “I know it sounds stupid. I'm stupid for bringing those tacos. But it was a regular taco. I didn't know (about the hacksaw blade).” If convicted, Casas, who was a three-year veteran of the sheriff's office, could face up to 20 years in prison for two counts of accepting bribes. He faces up to 10 years for a charge of providing an implement for escape.

Unless this guy has lined up Caycee Anthony's attourney, or really hams up the diminished mental capacity card in court, he's getting the max sentence.

Here's the thing, when you're caught for something like this, you're caught. Don't bother lying about it, and certainly don't bother telling the judge that you looked at the taco and didn't notice the hacksaw in it. Are you freaking kidding me buddy? Didn't notice the hacksaw.

Do you know what my case would be if I was the prosecutor? Two exhibits, one, a .99 Cent burrito from Taco Bell, and two, a hacksaw I picked up on the way to court from Home Depot...that's right on the way to court, no need to prepare for this case...Just walk in there throw out one of those cliched lawyer lines, "ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I implore you (hold up taco in one hand, hacksaw in the other), the man claims he inspected the taco and missed this saw, do we really want this kind of liar in public?"  And that'd be it.  Case closed.