 |
| Does this look like a guy who can afford to be picky? |
StarPulse - Kid Rock is considering vetting the strippers promoters hire to join him onstage at shows because some of them are a little "shaky" close-up. The rap-rocker invites venue bosses to find the best local talent in strip bars and ask them to perform alongside him - but he's often shocked by the ladies gyrating and dancing around him. He tells Rolling Stone magazine, "We actually need to devise a better system, because night to night it's pretty f**king shaky. "There are certain nights when I'm like, 'Wow, what the f**k?'"
Hate to be the one to break it to you Mr. Rock, but those strippers you enjoyed for those few years at the peak? They're not coming back. Welcome back to the real world, the land of everyman strippers, C-sections, stretchmarks, pockmarks, just all around grossness. That's just what happens when you go from headlining big time venues in big time cities, to headlining second and third class venues in second and third class cities. You just can't expect the same quality of stripper.
