Daily Mail - A student who put a blow-up sex doll in the toilets at his high school faces a potential eight years in jail for the end of year prank. Tyell Morton, 18, from Rushville, Indiana, could miss out on his chance to go to college after he was charged with institutional criminal mischief. Now the senior prank gone wrong has raised questions of race, prosecutorial zeal and the post-Columbine, post-9/11 mindset in small-town America. Dressed in a hooded sweatshirt and latex gloves, Morton had crept into Rushville Consolidated High to hide the inflatable sex toy as a prank to mark the last day of school. But, after Morton had secreted the doll in a cubicle in the school toilets, a janitor spotted the suspiciously dressed youngster fleeing the scene. When CCTV tapes showed someone entering the site with a package and leaving five minutes later without it, staff panicked. Fearing explosives, school administrators locked down the campus in north Rushville for three hours and called in the police. K9 dog units and a bomb squad scoured the building until they found the inflatable sex doll. Morton was arrested and, despite apparently immediately owning up to the charges, he was charged institutional criminal mischief, a class C felony offence that is punishable by a potential two to eight years behind bars.
This blogs not about the kid, he's obviously getting the shaft, and it's obviously because he's black and living in Indiana, he'll get off, Jesse Jackson will make a stink and everything will be fine in a few weeks, no big deal. If kids in my high school got away with bringing livestock into the school he'll get off just fine.
No, this blog isn't about the kid, it's about the state of blow up dolls in this day and age. Look at that thing. What the hell is it? With all the tools available through modern technology we really can't produce a better looking sex doll at this point? This thing looks like it belongs in a backyard swimming pool more than it does under some overweight loner just trying to get his rocks off.
