How Fast Would You DVR This Maury Povich Sex Slave Show?

Thanks to WMD for the image.

Maury must have finally lost his damn mind. As much as this would absolutely be appointment television, who does this affect, like 2, 3 girls a decade? Maybe a dude once in a while? Unless we're talking about girls sold into the sex slave by Europeans and Asian Triads.  But that's a lot less interesting than what I assume Maury's going for here, the Elizabeth Smart, all American girl type. 

And either way, I'm guessing the hotline isn't flooded with calls for this one, I just get the feeling that someone that just escaped from sex slavery would prefer to talk to someone with journalistic integrity, like Regis, or Dr. Phil. Sorry Maury, stick to your bread and butter, hoodrat skanks who can't figure out which guy knocked 'em up during their most recent gang bang.