Friday, July 8, 2011

Dude Just Going About His Business Getting Some Gas



People are probably giving this guy shit for not helping out, but no joke, I'd have probably reacted the same way.  Car accidents are the biggest pain in the ass and cause me more irrational anger and road rage than anything else.  Like I know I'm a complete asshole for saying this, but I'm legit pissed at all parties involved when I pass a crash that just held me up on the highway. I slow down, mean mug them, and sometimes flip them off if the cops havent arrived and it looks like a completely avoidable fender bender.  Learn how to fucking drive, I didn't schedule in 45 frigen minutes this morning just in case some moron fiddling with his presets rear ended the guy in front of him. God damnit, I'm angry just thinking about it.

And frankly, for a rollover that's as un-violent of a crash as you're going to see. Kinda just softly turned over like an old man easing his way into a bath. Nothing alarming.  To his credit he popped back out for a second but soon as he saw signs of life he knew everything was cool.


That second guy can get fucked too, giving him shit for driving off, he's just a innocent bystander bro. I don't see you running over there to lend a hand.