Here's the thing, I've been fishing a few times, but I'm by no means an outdoorsmen, so in all seriousness, have I been doing it all wrong? Because my biggest pet peeve has always been the lack of fish I actually catch, few hours on the water and like 3 or 4 dingy fish so small I have to throw them back? Where is the fun in that?
Meanwhile these like 8 year olds and their parents are just living the redneck dream boating down the river while fish literally offer themselves up to them for dinner. These guys probably got elected King of their redneck village when they got home, enough fish for everyone to eat for weeks.
I was going to make fun of them and call that the high point of their year, but frankly, it would have been the high point of mine, who am I kidding.
