PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's heir apparent, Kim Jong Eun, underwent plastic surgery six times to look more like his grandfather, the Communist state's "eternal president" Kim Il Sung, South Korea's Yonhap news agency reported Tuesday. The mysterious Kim Jong Eun, the youngest son of despot Kim Jong Il, underwent the operations between 2007 and 2010 before he was unveiled as the next-in-line to rule the nuclear-armed rogue nation, the report quoted an activist as saying.
In the words of Kramer, "You Got Butchered."
North Korea is a seriously dicked up country huh? I mean say what you want about the plastic surgery freaks in this country, at least their goal is to look good or emmulate a beautiful movie star. This guys goal was to emmulate a 5'2 Charicature of a dictator?
Are stocky, plump dudes with round faces in hot demand in Korea? Asian girls got fetishes for the humpty-dumpty look or something?
No offense bro, but maybe you wanna try and not look like a bloated Asian who just sucked down a bottle of soy sauce and one too many scorpion bowls? Exactly how much water can your face retain? You look like me after a weekend bender, face plump with leftover alcohol and Gatorade waging battle in my cheeks and gullet. Not a good look at all.
