Friday, June 10, 2011

New York Teen Pulls a Costanza! Takes GF and her Parents on Weekend Trip to a Mansion He Doesn't Own



South Bristol, N.Y. --- Along Canandaigua’s lakefront neighbors don’t see much crime; then again, this is a crime that isn’t seen much anywhere.  New York State Police have arrested Todd Blauvelt, 18, and charged him with 2nd Degree Burglary after they found him living in a multi-million dollar home that wasn’t his. Investigator Mark Eifert tells 13WHAM News that Blauvelt convinced his girlfriend and her parents that he had inherited this home from a deceased grandfather who but that his father refused to give him the house key.  Other witnesses have informed police that this story was used with them while Blauvelt searched near the home for a hidden house key.Once Blauvelt found the key to this 6,000 square-foot mansion he made copies of it and within a couple hours entered the home with his girlfriend, her parents, and a sibling of hers according to Investigator Eifert.  A short time later the owner of this seasonal home showed up to find this family in his living room and according to state police Blauvelt stuck to his inheritance story and signed a written statement describing it. "There are a lot of strange people in this world who are pretty creative I guess on their stories,” Crofton said upon learning of the alleged details.  “I guess they feel they can get away with it."

Question, was there a horse named Prickly Pete and two solariums involved?  This kid obviously thinks he's George Costanza, right? 

Hell he might have out Costanza'd, Costanza.  I'm not sure even George woudl have signed a sworn affadavit with the real owners in the living room and police and shit.  That's just wild.  

What the hell could they have possibly talked about while waiting for the cops to show up? Did he offer them a drink or some cheese and crackers from their own fridge or something?  I would have killed to be a member of this party, killed.  Imagine seeing the Dad of this dumb ass daughter smugly smiling as the police fill out the report.  Pure comedy gold, I'm giggling just thinking about it.