Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Potential Porn Titles Found in bin Laden's Stash


Fox News - A stash of pornography was found in the Pakistani compound of Usama bin Laden raided last week by Navy SEALs, U.S. officials told Fox News. The pornography taken from the compound, first reported by Reuters, is said to have included modern, electronically recorded video and is described as fairly extensive.

So apparently this is the hot news out of the bin Laden compound these days, Osama's been whacking it despite multiple wives/concubines.  Here's the big question, what were the titles of his films? Like I'm sure he wasn't watching the same American porn that college kids in their dorm are watching every day.  Had to be some kinda crazy jihad shit, right?  Can't imagine Ass Crammers 18 or Young Wet Sluts 89 doing it for bin Laden.  So while many people have already speculated on the possible movie titles in his collection, I've gathered a few of my favorites I've heard so far.  Feel free to drop a comment with additional ones I may be overlooking:

  • Talibuns (all about big ass muslims)
  • Whora-Bora (from the pic above, so simple, yet so good)
  • Weapons of Mass Buttfucktion (a CW original)
  • Poonjab Poontang 65
  • Oral Qaeda (my personal favorite)
  • No Fatwa Chics
  • Hajji Handjobs
  • Allahs Anal Adventure (Yea, this one's a bit offensive, its also hysterical)
  • Osama bin Loaden (home movies, another CW original)
I think I can speak for most 20 something male Americans and say screw the kill shot pictures, I just want to know the official list of titles in a terrorists porn collection.