Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Breaking News: Tom Brady's Hair Officially Goes Euro, Signs 3 Year Deal with English Premier League


For anyone wondering why the Pats drafted QB Ryan Mallet in the 3rd round, exhibit A. 

I was ok when Brady was content to play up the Bieber look, yea there was something a bit weird about a football star imitating a teenage youtube hit, but at the end of the day I could get by it. 

But this? The Sasha Vujocic look? Hell no. Not on my team. The Krafts need a team grooming code, stat.

Make no mistake, it's only a matter of time before that Eurotrash thing on his head inks a deal with a Euro "futbol" club to keep the Misses happy.  It's either that or he's aiming to be the next Juan Pablo Montoya in the racing circuit.  Belichick must want to throw up everytime he sees this guy that's replaced Tom Brady. 

Either way I feel very relieved knowing that we may have an hair heir apparent in house in the event that Giselle asks Tom to "girl it up" any more than he already has.